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[Ain is just. Staring at this sticky note on his door... boy?? Boy.

It does get a chuckle out of him, so when Wolfwood is out next, Ain's going to creep over to his house and sticky note his door and are those staples stuck to the wood wtf flamebringer—]

Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

[It takes Wolfwood a little bit to get back to Ain because he wasn't actually expecting a response in the form of a second sticky note...but when he finds it?

It may actually be the first smile he's cracked literally all month. Incredible. And at least Ain didn't staple it there.

Not one to leave it at not having the last word...if Ain didn't remove the old sticky note on his door, he'll find a new one stuck overtop the last.]

should be askin u if it hurt when u fell from heaven

[Well now that they're doing this little game... the same will continue. New sticky note on door. Ain hopes it doesn't rain as this continues because otherwise he's going to have to stick them under the door or something to be stepped on.]

Yeah it did hurt! :O I may or may not have broken my tailbone... wanna help me check?

[This is the unsexiest way to say "look at my ass" ever but he wrote it down fuck it it's on the door.]

[Listen it's probably fine. Why rain for real when it can rain candy instead?]

aint gotta ask me twice

...i dont got a cute sayin for this one

i just like yer ass

You're sweet and I should write you love notes more often :O

[These are not love notes these are stupid pickup lines.]

Are you going to come over to my room at the cafe and say hi to me and the bunnies and also maybe look at my butt? :D

guess that would be easier than waitin for another note huh

[This is still coming via sticky note by the way HE IS COMMITTED TO THIS BIT who knows how long this is taking to get communicated.]

anythin you want me to bring you while im out?

The way you're asking that is hilarious because I know you're already out and you're gonna have to come back home to see this and go out again :O

Anyway I want a donut~ from the bakery that is literally underneath my room~

[He lives at the bunkery now you see, the inn room is for plants + Dachie + the other creatures.]

[Ain is...100% correct in this, but it's fine. Wolfwood decides to cut down on time by not responding to the last note and instead just going to get it, grabbing Ain the donut he'd asked for on his way up. He also has to grab one for his own Dachie, who is sitting on his shoulder and s c r e a m s until he gets one. Sigh.

This is what having children is like he swears to god-

Anyway, he knocks on Ain's door once before pushing the door in.]

Anybody home?

[All Dachies is food motivated. Wolfwood will have to cope with this.

Ain is in fact home, though! The new room is smaller than his old one on account of the fact he got the inn upgraded with a living room type situation, but luckily it's still got plenty of windows and it's still very much covered in plants. It looks like Ain's bed is up on a loft. The angel himself is underneath at his desk, though, while Ginger sleeps in her cat tree because that's where you keep a river chicken hydra obviously, and Zinnia is in a hanging planter nesting in the pothos.

Big Dachie himself is loafed on a dog bed that's green like the walls.]

Nope! No one's home! Haha~.

[Wolfwood chuckles as he closes the door behind him, already headed towards the desk even as he teases:]

Oh yeah? Damn...guess I'll hafta eat these donuts all by myself...

[Bartholomew squeaks. He will eat the donuts if Ain doesn't want them-]

Edited 2024-10-16 22:33 (UTC)

Nooo...

[He is reaching out for a donut, Dachies must SHARE. You ALREADY GOT ONE.]

Haha, living on top of a bakery will probably negatively affect my eating habits. I usually go to the Magic Lamp anyway, so now it's worse. Would you still love me if my ass was even bigger?

[Wolfwood hands one over and his Dachie squeaks even louder. As if he didn't already get one.]

Pretty sure I'd love you more if your ass was bigger, babe.

Wow, really? I guess I won't feel too bad about gorging myself, then~. Human foods are good.

[To think, he never would have had these if he really had completed his mission... anyway, Ain is shuffling around with this half-eaten donut in his hand, going over to his dresser real quick to pull out an article of clothing, which gets passed to Wolfwood one-handed soon after.

It... is a titty window sweater. In black, because that's like, the only colour Wolfwood wears.]

You didn't show up to the meeting where I handed everyone theirs, haha, so you get yours now.

Hah...?

[Wolfwood tilts his head as Ain suddenly pulls something out- for him?- and hands it over, prompting Mew to hop to his other shoulder with a chunk of donut still being held in his beak. His prize.

Wolfwood holds it up...and snorts, turning it around.]

You made this for me?

[THAT TITTY WINDOW SURE IS HUH...]

[Mew is sooooooooooo hungry.]

Everyone got one, haha, but yes. You can still show skin in winter if you do it right!!

[ :D! ]

Besides, you don't look like you have any nice winter clothes, and since you never button your shirt anyway, I figure this is two birds with one stone.

I do got one jacket Heimr gave me last year- [Read: Forced upon him] -and some winter boots, but it ain't been cold enough to wear it yet. I'll pull it out when it starts t'snow for you.

[He shakes his head a little. It's not like Ain is WRONG...he hates having shit covering his chest.]

Whaddya' think? Should I try it on now?

You should! I wanna see if I eyeballed your size correctly.

[He has managed to be Uncanny with this just because he Stares at people so much, so uhhh yeah it'll fit. It might be tighter than necessary around the chest area, but not suffocating. This, you see, is for the purposes of the titty window.

Ain knows Wolfwood's cup size because he's had them in his mouth—]

In that case, hold this.

[He is going to pick up Mew literally like a tennis ball- still holding donut in his beak, by the way- and plop him into Ain's hands and/or lap so he can shrug off his blazer first, then pull off his undershirt and oh okay yeah we're just stripping in the middle of the room I guess. Sorry Ezell if you happen to come up you're going to get a face full of man chest-

And once he gets it on? ...yeah, it is a little tight. That kindof seems to be the point of outfits like these, though. It accentuates, as it were, and somehow makes him seem bigger than he actually is.]

There we go. Well, what'cha think?

[Mew: Held.
Man: Stripping in Ain's room.
Dachie: Rolling his fucking owlbird eyes and huffing.
Ain found dead in Miami.]

Ooh, I think I got it exactly right~. Should I have sewn a shelf bra into that for you? Haha.

[Twirling his hair. Wolfwood why did you let him do this.]

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