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	this is what ain's inbox would look like if it was 2001 hello my beautiful friends • • • • • •

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[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood hands one over and his Dachie squeaks even louder. As if he didn't already get one.]

Pretty sure I'd love you more if your ass was bigger, babe.

[eidxiety]

Wow, really? I guess I won't feel too bad about gorging myself, then~. Human foods are good.

[To think, he never would have had these if he really had completed his mission... anyway, Ain is shuffling around with this half-eaten donut in his hand, going over to his dresser real quick to pull out an article of clothing, which gets passed to Wolfwood one-handed soon after.

It... is a titty window sweater. In black, because that's like, the only colour Wolfwood wears.]

You didn't show up to the meeting where I handed everyone theirs, haha, so you get yours now.

[lupusxylem]

Hah...?

[Wolfwood tilts his head as Ain suddenly pulls something out- for him?- and hands it over, prompting Mew to hop to his other shoulder with a chunk of donut still being held in his beak. His prize.

Wolfwood holds it up...and snorts, turning it around.]

You made this for me?

[THAT TITTY WINDOW SURE IS HUH...]

[eidxiety]

[Mew is sooooooooooo hungry.]

Everyone got one, haha, but yes. You can still show skin in winter if you do it right!!

[ :D! ]

Besides, you don't look like you have any nice winter clothes, and since you never button your shirt anyway, I figure this is two birds with one stone.

[lupusxylem]

I do got one jacket Heimr gave me last year- [Read: Forced upon him] -and some winter boots, but it ain't been cold enough to wear it yet. I'll pull it out when it starts t'snow for you.

[He shakes his head a little. It's not like Ain is WRONG...he hates having shit covering his chest.]

Whaddya' think? Should I try it on now?

[eidxiety]

You should! I wanna see if I eyeballed your size correctly.

[He has managed to be Uncanny with this just because he Stares at people so much, so uhhh yeah it'll fit. It might be tighter than necessary around the chest area, but not suffocating. This, you see, is for the purposes of the titty window.

Ain knows Wolfwood's cup size because he's had them in his mouth—]

[lupusxylem]

In that case, hold this.

[He is going to pick up Mew literally like a tennis ball- still holding donut in his beak, by the way- and plop him into Ain's hands and/or lap so he can shrug off his blazer first, then pull off his undershirt and oh okay yeah we're just stripping in the middle of the room I guess. Sorry Ezell if you happen to come up you're going to get a face full of man chest-

And once he gets it on? ...yeah, it is a little tight. That kindof seems to be the point of outfits like these, though. It accentuates, as it were, and somehow makes him seem bigger than he actually is.]

There we go. Well, what'cha think?

[eidxiety]

[Mew: Held.
Man: Stripping in Ain's room.
Dachie: Rolling his fucking owlbird eyes and huffing.
Ain found dead in Miami.]

Ooh, I think I got it exactly right~. Should I have sewn a shelf bra into that for you? Haha.

[Twirling his hair. Wolfwood why did you let him do this.]